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Apple

Once i ate an apple and my dicc shrunk to the size of an ant i ate another. And it became the size of a fucking train hide ur girl i rek her puss puss i name it osama bin laden eat apples and get a big red apple dick
-Biggie cheez
by Biggie cheez August 30, 2017
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Ash Apple

The best Legion commander in the world, can also be seen as the based commander
guy 1- yo who is gonna be our commander today
guy-2 ash apple
by oawerhg_god July 29, 2021
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Apple

A BLUE AND WHITE FRUIT THAT IS RELATED TO BILL COSBEY AND EATS ELECTRONIC TOASTERS. IF YOU EAT AN APLLE YOU WILL BECOME PURPLE. APPLES ARE BETTER THAN BLUEBERRIES AND ORANGES BECAUSE THOSE FRUITS CANT TO YOGA!
Kid- Whoa that apple knows Bill Cosby.
Apple- Ya want some Weed.
by AflackToasterhahahahaha May 19, 2018
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Apple Jack

When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.
Hey! Let's Apple Jack.
by finding bow October 11, 2017
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pine apple juice

Baby, LET me drink you pine apple juice.
by Jantoniohc7 September 30, 2023
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Apple Jacker

1. A person who openly admits to liking Apple Jacks cereal.

2. An individual whose taste buds cannot be trusted.

3. Synonyms: clown, goober, dunce, chaos gremlin.
“Did you just buy Apple Jacks? Wow… What an Apple Jacker.”

"Don't be an Apple Jacker."
by 73954444 September 21, 2025
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apple

an apple a day keep my doctor away from my bedroom cuz he rapes me every night
by I dont like minors trust June 15, 2024
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