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Mr. Taco 

A chain of hole-in-the-wall taco restaurants in southern California, famous for producing life-changing diarrhea in those who bravely consume it's menu items.
Mr. Taco gave me the most amazing case of Fire Hose Ass I have ever experienced.
Mr. Taco by sparhavoc October 9, 2016
Related Words

Florida Taco 

Laying a fattie turd inside someone's vagina.
Damn, Jose shouldn't have given me that Florida Taco right after he ate three ears of corn....
Florida Taco by don jeezy June 21, 2008

Vagina taco 

When a man stuffs a vagina with taco filling such as meat, lettuce, sour cream, ect. And then goes in to eat it out of the vagina and also the cum from the woman
Bro I was so hungry last night but my girl was horny af do I made a vagina taco

and took care of both at the same time
Vagina taco by Marmar25627 January 13, 2020

hoosier taco 

Toshi has a beautiful warm pink hoosier taco.
hoosier taco by Toshi1 April 1, 2007

Chicken Taco 

(N) A vagina that excretes chicken broth when the woman gets horny. 3% of women in America were reported to have chicken tacos last year.
Smelody's vagina tastes just like chicken. I think she excretes chicken broth from it, also known as a chicken taco.

Margie: Honey we don't have any chicken broth for dinner tonight.

Ronald: It's okay just get some from Smelody.

Smelody: Give me some time. I need to think of Sean so I can get horny and excrete some chicken broth for you.
Chicken Taco by LickMyChickenTaco January 15, 2010

Rusty Taco 

It's the art of the double dip on a divorced lady who hasn't had sex in years. You do her in the butt, and she has bloody stool. Then, while having tons of bloody shit on your dick, you slide it into her bloody period vag, thus resulting in a brown/red vagina-or a Rusty Taco.
Picking up the last skanky cougar at a bar, usually with wrinkly overly bronzed tits, sporting a Sturgis t-shirt and you wonder how the fuck she burns down so many Marb Reds without igniting her 80's glamour shot hair sprayed pube farm of hair. Also, guaranteed to give you a bj in a dumpster while wearing ass-less chaps that are coated in her rusty taco sauce. She may be missing a tooth, but she can suck a mean hog as she most likely started blowing Hells Angel thugs at age 17.
Rusty Taco by Harm Nasty May 3, 2011