Definition: someone who plows through their social media feed like some crazed madman.
This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.
But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.
Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.
The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.
This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.
But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.
Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.
The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.
To see an example, attend any college (post-COVID obv). You will be able to witness social speedsters and their smartphone-wielding dexterity in the flesh. Heck, you may even be one!
by Obv troll is obvious December 26, 2020
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The Beginning:
Early 2018 uiouiouio987 had finally made it he had beaten the speedrun world record and now holded 1st place.
For a long time the title was his but then a challanger appeared.By the name of Simeon_Dzhabata his aim was to take down uiouiouio987 record.And he did on late 2018 he had succeeded.Uiouiouio987 was mad and he had to do something and ow he did.HE HAD BEATAN HIM BY 10 MINUTES.It was simple uiouiouio987 holded the record which was pretty much impossible to beat.
The New Update:
But then they released a new dimensions update.Now it could've been beaten.With trails and boosts Simeon_Dzhabata had done it.Uiouiouio987 tried but failed.
The End:
But in 2020 everything had changed.He was off and never stopped for 1 week he would wake up and start speedrunning and with the help of glitches and trails he did it.Simeon_Dzhabata has retired so now the title holder is UIOUIOUIO987.(for now)
The Beginning:
Early 2018 uiouiouio987 had finally made it he had beaten the speedrun world record and now holded 1st place.
For a long time the title was his but then a challanger appeared.By the name of Simeon_Dzhabata his aim was to take down uiouiouio987 record.And he did on late 2018 he had succeeded.Uiouiouio987 was mad and he had to do something and ow he did.HE HAD BEATAN HIM BY 10 MINUTES.It was simple uiouiouio987 holded the record which was pretty much impossible to beat.
The New Update:
But then they released a new dimensions update.Now it could've been beaten.With trails and boosts Simeon_Dzhabata had done it.Uiouiouio987 tried but failed.
The End:
But in 2020 everything had changed.He was off and never stopped for 1 week he would wake up and start speedrunning and with the help of glitches and trails he did it.Simeon_Dzhabata has retired so now the title holder is UIOUIOUIO987.(for now)
by rinec January 4, 2021
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