hi :)

Who knew such a simple word and smiley face could turn me on so much

Literally any girl on the internet: hi :)
Me: Fuck why did she say that, now I have a huge massive hard on

Also me: *breaks the 4th wall* yeah I know it's a 'me' problem

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 30, 2021

Holes in his bag

He’s got a few holes in his bag. In other words he’s got a few screws loose.

Example: The ICU staff physician has a few holes in his bag.

by Holesinherbag April 12, 2019

dusts his donuts

When a dog brushes his feet on the grass or dirt after he defecates.

Bowzer always dusts his donuts after he poos.

by fyrwomn September 20, 2016

Leave His legs crossed

To shoot a man while he’s running away

Jaquan said he would Leave His legs crossed

by YungSatana1300Chicago June 7, 2021

soften his ash

To deflate someone who is maybe over confident about a certain thing

he thinks he`s top dog around here. We`ll soon soften his ash

by aliobrien11 July 27, 2017

hi liv

person: hi liv

hi liv

by my name is paisley March 30, 2022

my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023