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rotten banana 

A penis covered in post-anal sex excrement. (Usually sucked immediately afterwords)
After i fucked her ass, sally sucked my rotten banana.
rotten banana by BlumpKING July 30, 2004

brown banana 

An Asian person who tries to act like a black person. There everywhere in Bellevue, Washington. They try to act cool, but just look lame.
Look at that brown banana, he acts black because of his small-penis insecurity, because we all know Asians have small dicks and blacks have huge cocks.
brown banana by LaShawana Jones April 18, 2003

Wet banana

To fuck in return of a gift or jenerouse act.
my wife fixed me an awsome dinner. in return i gave her the WET BANANA.
Wet banana by a tribb March 31, 2009

Man Banana

A banana with human like characteristics such as eyes, legs, arms, mouth, etc. Often associated with wisdom, joy, or happiness.
Man, look at that spectacular man banana walking around Madrid.
Man Banana by Dean Hood March 27, 2010

The Banana Split 

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.
You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer the banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.
The Banana Split by Der_Hagrid August 6, 2010

rotten banana 

1; a lazy ugly guy or women that just sits on it's ass all day and bitches at random people.
2; a brown or black with yellow banana
look at that rotten banana sitting on that ugly couch