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americans

Absolute units. Everyone hates em yet everyone wants to be em. We the only people in the world that have it so good, that its bad.
Britfag: I hate the bloody americans so much!!! they all fat slobs!!!
yankfag: Seethe.
by Tibonezone March 9, 2023
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American Ape

The ape that the Dutch East India Company imported to the United States of America during the 1600s and 1700s.
That fucking American Ape stole from my store again
by RobertELeethe2nd December 13, 2024
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norwegian american

A norwegian american is a blond and blue eyed american from states in the US which are mostly fishing and farming communities who had norwegian ancestors stupid enough to move to america
"look at that blond guy fishing over there! He is definetly a norwegian american."
by The Bendu October 6, 2017
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agricultural american

An individual working in the agricultural/livestock industry, such as a farmer or rancher; the offspring/immediate family of such; a politically-correct term for 'redneck'.
Dude 1: Damn, son, that new girlfriend of yours really likes diesel trucks, eh?

Dude 2: Yeah, she's a real Agricultural American
by FriendOrFlake April 2, 2017
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American Dream

Goin' to a ball game and findin' out there's a Subway in the stadium, so you eat a sandwich in a ball game
That dude, he's got a sammich, he is truly living the American Dream
by JEEFIN_TEETS May 7, 2018
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American football

A sport
From America
Well, more like copied off rugby
Just with armor and some other minor differences
Well, the “football” part isn’t really true
You don’t use your feet
And what the fuck is that thing
Not round, not anything, not a ball by my definition
Anyways, it’s a sport
And some people think that it is more popular than non-American football
Aka football, soccer if you are American
But you are wrong, 140 million watch the Super Bowl
1.7 billion watch the World Cup
At least this year
Both sports are good
Just football (soccer) is more popular
So y’all just stop fighting over which is better.
I like American football
Idk what to put
by Gdisvvc March 20, 2023
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African-American Assurance

when the blacks that have spent money on the economy which is the most for any race ask for support from the entities they support.
African-American Assurance gave blacks an informal share in all of the things they help and the unneeded government aid was uncovered.
by Coop Dupe December 9, 2019
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