utamotes dad

he really likes yuri and i think thats pretty sugoi

dude youre like utamotes dad

by WillowTreems December 26, 2025

Dad?

A response used when somebody says something sexual, old -timey, or something you don’t care about. Often used to flip a joke back on the other person.

Person 1: I think 8-Track is the best way to listen to music, it just works better for me personally.
Person 2: Dad?

Person 1: Say that one more time and I’m going to kiss you on the lips

Person 2: Dad?

by kanyelover911 January 1, 2026

dad

non existent

Person 1: hey my dad just went to go get some milk

Person 2:welp he ain't coming back

by jsjdjsjfjeudbdbdhddjdh June 5, 2022

Dad

Dads are the persons in your life who always will love you and look after you. Dads is always good at things and even better at learning them away.

my dad is the best dad ever

by greencvrfan June 6, 2022

Deadbeat Dad

Clinton Hale

Clinton hale refuses to contribute to his child and refuses to see his child because he is a deadbeat dad and only lives for himself.

by Cwh June 9, 2022

ur dad

a comeback for when someone says literally anything to you

CC; "Hey carol, what did u do last night?"
CC; "Ur dad"

by syndey12345 June 10, 2022

Hammer Dad

Must be a dad with a large tool collection, always seen carrying around a hammer.

Man, he's such a hammer dad!

by beebop photography June 10, 2022