Bananas

Bananas are a creation of god. They will solve all of your problems. If you are constipated, eat a banana. If you are hungry, eat a banana. If you are thirsty, make a banana smoothie. If you are depressed cry on bananas. If you are mad, punch bananas. Its that simple that bananas are AMAZING.

Person 1: IM SO HUNGRY
Person2: Eat a banana.
Person 1: YES BANANAS ARE SO GOOD

by yass_queen April 16, 2022

Banana

1. An asian person who acts like they are white. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.

2. a yellow fruit that grows on trees in brazil.

1. "Is kimi Chinese", "yeah and she's a banana"
2. I eat bananas (this could be a euphemism for eating dick)

by UnknownGeek February 23, 2017

Banana Milker

A blatant whore.

You take one look at Susan over there, and know that b**** is a professional Banana Milker

by Letsgetitonbois21 April 26, 2022

Banana slicer

The best threat for your husband or boyfriend! Get some smooth (and subtle) revenge in the bedroom. New Toy? Thats what you want them to think. Then chop as fast as turbo the snail, or make it slow like a normal snail. Bananas beware!

Hey, do you wanna play with a new toy? WELL BOY HAVE I GOT THE THING FOR YOU! This banana slicer can really SLICE things up in the bedroom!

by #algbuddy November 26, 2019

Banana effect

When you have fallen in love with a girl named Ana

- You gave me the banana effect

by Goonbot January 27, 2025

Banana

An epic weapon that can be used to kill

Omg she has a banana
RUN

by Justadumbasskid June 11, 2021

banana rappaport

Don't say it if you don't know it. Banana rappaport

Banana rappaport don't say it if you don't know it bro!

by Fetty waps good eye December 21, 2015