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Conspiracy theorist

Conspiracy theorist: "Vaccines cause autism! Liberals are putting things in the water to make the freakin frogs gay!"

Normal person: "Shut the fuck up you moron."
by see.bee May 1, 2021
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Looney Conspiracy Theorists

They are the biggest wack jobs in the world. They believe and come up with some of the most absurd conspiracy theories ever.

Having a reasonable debate with these lunatics will get you no where.

If you disagree with or question anything they say, Looney Conspiracy Theorists will call you a dis-info agent who is working with the PTB.
Examples of theories that Looney Conspiracy Theorists come up with:

-The New World Order Conspiracy
-Swine Flu Vaccine has micro chips in them
-The Illuminati Conspiracy
-Chemtrails
-Reptile extraterrestrials running the US government

-No planes crashed into the WTC buildings on September 11, 2001
-Planet X
-Fluoride is put in our drinking water so that the government can dumb us down and destroy half of the population.

And other nonsense! There are tons of sites on the interwebs where many Looney conspiracy theorists dwell.
by Striker122 January 4, 2010
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Theorhetorical

A theory someone has that they want no more input on, especially if that input would debunk their theory. Usually formed about a person's sexual orientation, questionable gender, or lifestyle choices.
Tom: Dude, that guy's totally gay.
Ed: What? how can you tell?
Tom: If a guy wears a pink shirt, that means he's gay.
Ed: Well what about...
Tom: Shut up! I was being Theorhetorical.
by Quarok January 27, 2007
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theorrhoid

A highly religious person who is a pain in the ass. Particularly one who attempts to push his or her beliefs onto others.
Jerry Falwell was one of the biggest theorrhoids in the United States.
by Emdeecee December 11, 2009
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Perfect Theorem

Easiest way to prove a problem is correct.

Add infinity ( oo ) to both sides. Since you can't have an infinity greater than infinity, each side is equal to infinity and therefore correct.
2=7 Given
2+oo=7+oo Perfect Theorem
oo=oo Reflexive
:D You Happy
by J-Beezee November 8, 2006
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FNaF Theorists

The FNaF Theorists is a discord server centered around fnaf and well theorizing. It is the best server for Fnaf. You can join it at disboard or top.gg by looking up “fnaf”.
Man, have you heard that awesome discord server, FNaF theorists?
by Alexthom May 13, 2020
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Rick James Theorem

The process by which a person can become obsessed with crossing personal boundaries, pushing personal boundaries further.

The act of stepping across the line habitually; thus, one becomes a habitual line-stepper.
The patient exhibited symptoms of Rick James Theorem.
According to Rick James Theorem, this type of behavior will continue and get progressively worse.
by Dr. Mario M August 11, 2010
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