Your Dad

1. The reason your sad ass exists.
2. That guy who left to get milk 7 years ago.

"Your dad is a horrible person"-Scumbag

by The Legend Scumbag December 3, 2018

My dad

The shittiest father there could ever be

My dad went to go get the milk and he never came back

by Lulej4 May 4, 2023

Dad

The man who went to the store to get milk and never came back

I went to the store and still couldnt find my dad

by aids21 November 30, 2021

Band Dad

Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.

Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?

- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.

by ztothex August 21, 2022

finger dad

when your dad is literally a finger

wow I did not know you had a finger dad

by Crymed June 11, 2017

Dad

A man who at times calls you bro.

Me: Morning bro! I need upkeep money.
Dad: Am not your bro. Am your dad.
Me: I love you dad.
Dad: love you too bro.

by Yungbeard January 14, 2017

ur dad

Gay

ur dad gay

by urhdbdhurhdn January 18, 2020