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Primus sucks 

It is the band Primus' slogan, meaning that you would say it if you really like primus. they got sick of the slogan after awhile but some people still say it because it's a great slogan, so if you see someone post a comment on a youtube video of primus and they say primus sucks give them an E-high five.
WRONG!
Fan: Primus sucks!
noob primus fan: dood primus doesnt suck fuck u

RIGHT!
fan:Primus sucks
Noob fan: Damn straight
Primus sucks by Rageris January 21, 2009
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bing sucks 

means that bing is not a good website and that it sucks balls
bing sucks by skjhcdlska September 28, 2013

sucking dick for cheetos 

The act of doing something for no possible reason or form of payout.
"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"

Sucklefritz

when a woman is giving you a rather acceptable blowjob, and u finally splooge your load into her mouth. after you are finished, a sucklefritz might occur. she will try to suck every last drop of cum your penis still contains in the shaft. she will use her hand to squeeze your penis in an upward motion, just like when you squeeze a tube of toothpaste to get that last little bit out on your toothbrush.
Guy: aww thanks for the blow job, babe. you are the best. you literally drank all that cum i produced just now. i am so drained.

Girl: gotta love the sucklefritz!
Sucklefritz by mikey b.i.z.z.l.e October 6, 2009

suckseed 

This is another term for a blow job (or fellatio) but also implies the thumbs-up-feeling the man gets from the action.
Guy:

Dude, did you succeed on your first date with Brianna?

Dude:

Let’s just say that nobody can suckseed like Brianna!
suckseed by Epididymitis May 15, 2018

State Farm Sucks 

Publicly expressing outrage at a corporate entity that has ripped you off or has committed some other heinous offense. "Calling a Company Out" in public. Outing a corporation for fraudulent, bad acts or policy. Setting up a website for the purpose of exposing the bad acts of the corporation. Engaging in a Marketing Campaign in order to publicize (and shame) the bad company. Approximately equivalent to "going postal" on a corporation, only in a digital manner. Also, see "STATEFARMSUCKS". Phrase came into popular use in 2009-2010, after a widow & two little girls publicized their horrendous experience with State Farm Insurance. See "STATE FARM SUCKS" Website.
Wow, xxx-Mart has horrible customer service! I'm going to pull a "State Farm Sucks" on them! *OR* If these Insurance A-Holes don't get with it & fix my car, I'm going to go "State Farm Sucks" on them.