When a fella (markus black) always afk "having a shower" whilst on the phone to a girl he hasnt even met yet.
by MR_Googy September 8, 2020
Get the simp mug.Nowdays it's an inflationary word used as a disparaging designation for heterosexual men, such as a gay men get called faggot.
Former a simp is a man who would do anything to get laid or to get a womans attention, yet the woman has no interest in him.
Now you are a simp for being attracted to women
Former a simp is a man who would do anything to get laid or to get a womans attention, yet the woman has no interest in him.
Now you are a simp for being attracted to women
Guy1: what did you talk about with that girl yesterday?
Guy2: I got her phone number and we are going to date
Guy1: dude you're such a simp
Guy2: I got her phone number and we are going to date
Guy1: dude you're such a simp
by Geschwuerrr1717 July 31, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Noun. simp (plural simps) (slang) A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton. (slang) or more commonly known as ADAM MITCHELL. A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. Someone who will say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person.
by SoundNaeBother July 16, 2020
Get the Simp mug.
Wow, half of the people on the urban dictionary are just people simping for their crush or whatever!
by FloorMatt9 April 20, 2022
Get the Simp mug.A word that originally meant for males who submit to a random girl in hopes of winning her over but has lost all meaning due to the Pewdiepie fanbase (Welcome to kindergarten) abusing the word and hurtling it at anyone who shows the tiniest shred of common decency towards women.
by ToothpasteFilet May 6, 2020
Get the simp mug.