Robert

When somebody takes a short amount of time to complete the deed

Becky - "How long did Robert last?"
Stacy - "Only 2 minutes, it was disappointing."

Jacob - "I wont be long babe just give me a Robert."

by That guys from the Woodz September 4, 2023

Robert

Robert is a very handsome black boy with dreads a sleeve tat and he also talking to this girl that names starts with a t but ends with an only 5 letters and her name a very prefect match💝.

I ove Robert he’s so handsome .

by LIA”S slangs September 5, 2023

Robert William Thompson

robert william thompson is the creator of the tire and is known for this because he is a FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

robert william thompson is a boy

by manuele October 9, 2023

robert ramirez

A great guy and friend who loves games and funny things. A pro with the ladies with an absolute elephant shlong.

girl - "OMG YES ROBERT RAMIREZ"
robert - "YEAH IK YOU LIKE THAT"

by Fshy123 October 11, 2023

Robert lalain

Someone who bitches about madden 24/7 about every possible reason why he loses.

Someone who comes up with every excuse possible is a “Robert lalain” bert

by Sheeeit we ain’t go no mo A.C October 17, 2023

Robbery

Arsenal vs Newcastle 11/4/23

The Arsenal match was a robbery, it shouldn't of counted as a goal

by SnowyArtemis November 5, 2023

robert

this is a persons name in my class, who smells bad yet he says he showers everyday-more like every year- and he is a furry. he said that i own him, he is supposed to be a cat called sprinkles but i renamed him to mr hammy. he is disgusting, he crawls around the playground on all fours. please help me, he calls me his ''momma''.

robert: hello momma!
me: fuck off ya fat furry shit! go get that stick and choke on it and die.

by timbleton jr the 3rd November 7, 2023