reverse swallowing syndrome

Reverse Swallowing Syndrome, aka RSS or RSD, is a rare condition where when you try to swallow something, you end up spitting it everywhere. If you want to swallow something, you have to act like you're about to spit it out. It's a rare condition happening to 1 in a million people. Often you'll forget you have it and get in trouble

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck!? Why did you just spit your Mountain Dew all over me?

Person 2: Sorry, I have Reverse Swallowing Syndrome
Person 1: That's bullshit, there's no such thing
Person 2: Ableist!! Look it up idiot

by bigballs_cheeseman42069ballZ March 10, 2024

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Reverse Khaled

The act of performing oral sex on a female’s genitalia (see clitoris, vulva or vagina).
Otherwise known as cunnilyngus

An act which is arousing for all partners involved and well regarded as a popular form of foreplay in order to stimulate and satisfy the recipient. (That is unless you are dj Khaled).

« The reverse Khaled is the best way to start off a good night of lovemaking »

« I gave my girlfriend a long session of reverse Khaled last night, made her legs shake »

« I like to think i’m pretty good at the reverse Khaled »

by A friendly frenchman May 7, 2018

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Reverse Darwinism

The process of allowing those who would have naturally selected themselves out of existence the ability to survive through intervention that runs counter to natural selection.

If not for medical professionals, those climate activists who glued their hands to the road would have won the 2023 Darwin Awards. That's reverse Darwinism at work.

by SirKingArthur July 15, 2023

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