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Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.
by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021
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Bonsai Retard

A bonsai retard is a retard that is chemically stunted at growth as to make a great fashion accessory.
tom cruis's baby is a bonsai retard
by Ball sack457 October 5, 2009
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hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...A product of the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
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Retard

You are a retard.
by Scarrs June 20, 2023
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retard watching

When a retard does something stupid for no reason, and you start to awkwardly watch.
The kid stood up in class and began to furiously hump his chair, as I began awkward retard watching.
by Markimoo777 May 14, 2016
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Retard

That guy is a retard.
by Banana chode May 10, 2019
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Retard

Someone who thinks there good at Minecraft and actually sucks at it they can’t beat the ender dragon let alone beat there meat
Ur a retard
by Benofil December 5, 2021
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