poo blocked

a. When you or a new partner suggest a shower or some sexual adventure and the other partner doesn't seem very excited about it. You may wonder if they aren't that into you, or not that into your sexy idea, when it turns out that they just had to poo and were too shy to say anything.
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea
The morning after the first sleepover, BJ suggested that they take a shower and he would wash her back, then they could crawl back in bed. She was quiet for a minute and didn't seem very excited about the idea. He wondered if she wasn't so into him or didn't want him. After an awkward silence, she said she had to go poo and didn't want to stink up the only bathroom where the shower was. He wondered how many people get poo blocked when a candle and an extra 30 minutes would fix the problem.
by White Egret September 21, 2015
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reasonably large poo

What Adam did on the 19:30 virgin train from London to Glasgow
"I've just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help."
by stan claire May 01, 2022
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smookie poo

My smookie poo came to visit me today!
by Rainbow blast March 21, 2024
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Deja poo

When you have changed your babies nappy/diaper and then they immediately fill it again
I swear I’ve just changed that nappy/diaper... it’s like Deja poo!
by Sampster January 04, 2020
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Déjà Poo

When you poop, and think you're done, but when you stand up you realize you have to poop again.
Ivan: "I just took a massive dump, and when I was done, I stood up, but had to pinch off even more."
Philo: "Whoa, like déjà poo, dude."
by flybak August 06, 2018
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Déjà Poo

The phenomenon of flushing the toilet after pooping, only to return later and find the poop still in the toilet.
Mere: Why didn’t you flush the toilet?!
Jash: I did! This is a serious case of déjà poo.
by CozyClassico November 10, 2022
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deja poo

The feeling that you've heard this crap before
Hey there! I would like to see you again. I'm single.

Me: Deja Poo!
by Drope it April 16, 2016
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