Granny piss-fingers

The term used to describe old grannies and their lack of cleanliness.

" The old lady from across the road has brought cake round again."
" Fuck off, i'm not eating anything that comes from that old granny piss-fingers

by TK.uk15 May 12, 2011

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Shit piss drunk

So drunk that you shit and piss yourself

Matt: Yo Emm, it looks like you pissed your pants bro!
Emm: I think I doo doo'd my pants too :(
Matt: Man, You're shit piss drunk

by MZ2842 August 31, 2013

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Verb intransitive
When an old person tries to impress the younger generation by trying to talk leetspeak and dressing in jeans so he can hang out with young dudes.

The effort to look cool has the reverse appearance.
It is especially prevalent amongst Anonymous members where you can tell the 50+ pervert by the way he speaks / posts

Example
We were trolling some oldfags when a dude in a monk's robe came up and started fucktard piss-faggoting with the cops and we were all like, "Who invited the retarded yoda?"

by Rainbow Clown August 22, 2011

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Piss Drunk

Mixing urine with alcohol and becoming intoxicated from the mixture.

Justin's friend just got back from Scotland and brought a bottle of whiskey with him. He pissed in a cup and added whiskey. He got piss drunk, and tripped over a mail bin, smashed his cup into a filing cabinet, and then fell hard to the floor!

by ProfanityPHD September 18, 2013

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Piss water jellyfish

When your old lady takes a piss in the middle of the night and lets the yellow mellow & you take a morning piss into the paper and it blows up like a jellyfish.

I got up this morning and took a piss and made the biggest piss water jellyfish you have ever seen.

piss toilet urine

by Paisley_pony February 12, 2014

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