Penis laser

When a penis is enhanced and altered to fire amplified light.

Did you see that penis laser?

by J0kerm@n January 2, 2010

Penis farmer

A female whom has lost her teeth and thus must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex and is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.

That penis farmer is a thot.

by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017

minty penis

What your penis feels like after your woman eats a bunch of mints before blowing you.

Girl: Minty penis?
Guy: Yes please!

by gsyn June 23, 2011

Penis Powow

(Adj.) - Describes a gathering of guys who act in a gay way.

I left before that party became a penis powow.

by DC Reed May 27, 2003

bills penis

An Asian scholar who can't see. When you notice the bills penis you realize that it can not be defined. So you try to write a definition but you can't. So then you try to read a definition but simply can't. So this is the definition of bills penis. INCEPTION!!!!!

You simply can't bills penis this word

by Jacks information 101 May 25, 2014

peanutbutter penis

When you slather peanutbutter all over your throbbing penis and let your dog lick it off.

"Hey man wanna try a Peanutbutter penis"?

by Thisone134 January 2, 2009

Penis Gopher

One who thrives on and searches for Peni.

Mark Nichols

"Did you see Mark Nichols suck that guy's dick in his garage?...what a Penis Gopher!"

by Don Rocco September 20, 2004