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ghettosance man

man well versed in many hustles.
Yea I heard. J.R. play pro ball, got a 9 to 5, and he can cut hair. Ol' boy on his grind all the time. That's a real ghettosance man. Everytime you call him, he don't pick up. He on the burner phone.
by halfietaffy March 25, 2013
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Splenda man

The guy who comes into your house at night and replaces all your sugar with Splenda brand artificial sweetener.
Guy 1: Dude, where's the sugar?
Guy 2: We're all out; the Splenda man visited last night.
by The Carl Jefferson April 9, 2013
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future man

Future man is the opposite of an anachronism, therefore always hopelessly ahead of their time. Under appreciated and hard to ever really get to know because they are always one step ahead of you. Never interested in the news because they already know. Also, future mans always have a huge penis.
"Have you met future man?"
"No. Not yet."
by Ricky sprinkles March 13, 2014
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Vita-Man

A nomadic & free-spirited man, with long golden locks. Vita-Man is easy going and has many practical skills and bulk knowledge, yet has not mastered his digestive system. His diet of celery and beer gives him a frequent and unmistakeable tone (from the back-joot) that can be heard from great distances.
- That sounded like a Vita-Man fart!

- greener than Vita-Man's breakfast

- Good bloke and a hard worker...just like Vita-Man
by hankScorpio April 18, 2014
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man stance

When a man displays the outward appearance of being masculine, tough, and lack of emotion.
That sad Disney movie really affected my man stance.
by 997pilot July 15, 2014
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2nd Man

Am i you're 2nd man?
by Meat17Patty July 16, 2014
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The Manning Principal

The idea that smaller breasts are better for playing with, especially for the person being touched. This phenomenon occurs because all breasts have the same amount of nerve endings, meaning that smaller breasts are more sensitive over less of an area.
Kyle: "Bro, why are you still dating that girl? She got them small boobs."
George: "Haven't you heard of The Manning Principal? Smaller ones are better!"
by Albert Manning January 7, 2015
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