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Mariah the worlds most selfish and bitchest Girl out there no one likes her except people like her she's very pretty but a diva and annoying usually gets away with anything especially Mariah Ruiz
Mariah Ruiz is a fucking bitch
Mariah by Makabitchumis July 25, 2015
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Local Mafia 

My failed Mafia group on the naffy but entertaining chat room Habbo Hotel. I decided to quit it the day before everyone got paid for their services. The Local Mafia used to gain rights to rooms then trash them and leave sticky note with the phrase "You've been had by the Local Mafia". Then I went bankrupt. The gift shop didn't exactly boost sales either. Oh well.
Ah, the good ol' failed Mafia.
Local Mafia by Timothy Dallas January 23, 2004

Mask Mafia 

When unlicensed businesses illegally produce sub-standard face masks, or repackage and rebrand imported masks in unhygienic or unsanitary conditions—users may experience skin irritation and respiratory symptoms.
In Singapore, mask mafias, if caught and convicted, may be jailed for up to two years or fined up to $50,000, or both.
Mask Mafia by MathPlus June 15, 2021

Pirate Duck Mafia 

Pirate Duck Mafia is a group of people who follow the calling of pirate ducks.

Nobody knows their exact identities or how many members are in the group, but what is known is that one should never turn their back on a member or you will suffer the consequences.

The Pirate Duck Mafia despises rats and will stop and nothing to drive every last one of those fuckers into the ground.
"Hey, do you know who the Pirate Duck Mafia is?"
"No clue, but hearing that name just made me pee a little in my pants"
"Me too :("

Azn Chopstick Mafia 

An Azn Baller Gang that likes to eat cat ears on a stick.
The Head, Hiro Meister has a habit of breaking the ankles of C Meister (minion), and Mad Dog (fuckin white gang). The legend of the Hiro Meister says that he was found rolling down a water slide wrapped up in a rice cake. The legend also says that his father was a hairless platypus and mother, a skinny panda.
The other founder of the gang is the Currie Meister. The Currie Meister has a very bad habit of J ing 3-pointers on Mad Dog, C Meister, and Hiro Meister's head. The legend of the Currie Meister says, that he was found in a roll of Cagbiatch in a dark alley of Hong Kong. His father is believed to be the god of the Seamen that live in the deep oceans of Japan. He is well known for the Judo Slap. His mother was believed to be the first empress of the egg roll dynasty.
The C Meister got accepted into the Azn Chopstick Mafia on February 6, 2008. The C Meister is actually white, but she got accepted into the gang because the Hiro Meister and the Currie Meister (coolest azns on earth) decided to let the C Meister in the gang with one exception.....to pass the Great Test of the Ninja Monkeys.
This test is a test that non-azns take to become an official Azn. To pass this test, you'll have to be able to do the following:

Type in AzN PrYdE fOrM

Be able to pick up sushi with chopsticks

Be able to look at a cat and think "damn! you'll make some good sushi!"

Speak 1 fluent Azn Language
(If impossible, learn to speak English in an Azn accent):
I'm shpeaking Engrish. or I wrould rike to take a chinese singing lesson pleashe.

Anyways, the C Meister scored a ninjamazing 4/4 on the Great test of the Ninja Monkeys. The C Meister has a bad habit of dunking on peoples heads such as, the Hiro Meister, the Currie Meister, and the Mad Dog. It has a very bad effect of making you feel shitty for atleast 5 days. This C Meister is a full-white girl, but can jump like a black man.
The legend of the C Meister says, that she was found inside an egg roll at a shitty Chinese Buffet. Her father was believed to be the inventor of Ramen Noodles, and the father of Ninjutsu.
The Azn Chopstick Mafia is the coolest gang in the world.

AzN Chopstick Mafia 

Sup ma dogg, the AzN's and the MexicN's are at it again! They're having another Mafia brawl in the supermarket.