Sweet Marshmallow Jesus 

A phrase used to express surprise or amazement at something.

"Oh my God, look at that!"
"SWEET MARSHMALLOW JESUS!"

Sweet Marshmallow Jesus by Mr. Cool Bean November 28, 2011

limp dick jesus

A nick name for someone who is stupid and makes bad choices

He is such a limp dick Jesus

limp dick jesus by Limp d. Jesus September 13, 2017

super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla level times 

This is a word that is really really powerful ((Ex: i going to get the "super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla" Iphone).

this is defined as a term for any word that has to do with an object for exaple i am going to get the super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla level times virtual reality in conclution ths is used as a term.

super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla level times by Randompersonfromtheinternet... April 22, 2022

asian jesus 

asian with dreads, not necessarily christian

Damn, that asian jesus rocks the dreads like marley never could.

asian jesus by asianjesus September 8, 2006

sneaky jesus 

Sex so hard and fast that it could only have been Jesus who snuck up and did it.

The sneaky jesus here is unbelievable!

sneaky jesus by Envy1497 June 19, 2007

jumping jesus on a pogo stick 

From 'Stuart' by the Dead Milkmen.

"Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

jumping jesus on a pogo stick by squeaky's brain July 24, 2008

Pee Wee and Jesus 

A website that chronicles the life and adventures of Pee Wee and Jesus

Pee Wee and Jesus are best friends for life!
pee-weeandjesus.com

Pee Wee and Jesus by ReneFortuna February 18, 2005