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Levi's law

Any application that is written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in Rust.
My friend: Hey, this app's backend is written in node
Me: Let's follow Levi's law and rewrite it in rust!!
by Manganhedenbergite January 22, 2024
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Funty's Law

No matter how obvious a video is staged or fake, if a person points out that it's fake it is effectively guaranteed there will be someone who genuinely believes it to be real.
"I can't believe you felt the need to point this out."

"It's Funty's Law, I didn't call it the video out because it's fake, I called it out because people think it's real."
by CD1000 August 12, 2025
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Court mandate law 9.54

THOU SHALL MOT STARVETH THY ISAAC OF THE CAT
Man you didn’t hear about court mandate law 9.54?
by Pukini March 7, 2022
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co-second-cousin-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.
My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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Peyton's Law

A law that states the following:
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"

However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."

Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.

Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
Matt: "Bro dont touch my ass thats gay as fuck"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."

Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
by Netyop September 8, 2020
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great-great-grandnibling-in-law

1- Great-great-grandnibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's great-great-grandnibling.
My great-great-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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Yuri's Law

Any thread containing Yuri or being its main focus, will eventually fall into NTR and cuckoldry territory as it is a representation of their fandom's inner desires.
Chad: I think Yuri is pretty cool. cute girls are meant to be with each other.

Mike: Actually, NTR'ing a girl from a guy is the purest thing ever though, because then the "stolen" girl would be purified from filthy male hands.

Chad: there it is, Yuri's Law in action.
by Cerrien December 9, 2022
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