Donna's Car

A shady vehicle designed by Mercedes-Benz that is insured by a State Farm agent that's kind of shady.

"Hey Izzy, we taking Donna's Car?"

Izzy: "She would never let us drive her car."

by bigbear1102 September 18, 2020

Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.

I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.

by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022

car

a place you and your girlfriend can fuck

dude why the fuck my mama is in your car

by j-dealer June 26, 2017

car

The purposefully incorrect way to spell "cat", mostly used on tiktok videos of cats being silly

i love silly car :3

by susu105 November 1, 2023

shit beater car

A car that barely runs, a car your mom saved for you that she drove 30 years ago. Essentially a car you get into knowing you might not get out of it.

Barry: “We can take my car guys.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”

by your neighbor September 20, 2022

Get In The Car

A game in which Jordan is made to (against his will) get into someones car.

Donovan likes to play get in the car.

by babygrowboy January 20, 2020

mayonnaise a nas car

This phrase is simply a redneck's way of telling you your car is very nice. I'm not really sure how to spell mayonnaise when used in this application. Any helpers out there?

"Mayonnaise a nas car!", Man that's a nice car!

by lindafarkle February 27, 2014