Dad's fault

General principle or rule stating any and all negative or disproved actions are Dad's fault, regardless of which family members are involved in the situation.

Mom's car is out of gas, it's Dad's fault.

by Rajuor July 29, 2025

My dad

The shittiest father there could ever be

My dad went to go get the milk and he never came back

by Lulej4 May 4, 2023

Dad scared

When you're scared shitless of a girl's father but you also want him to like you and trust you so you have his blessing to date his daughter and you're scared because you don't know what he's going to do or say or ask you

hey I was dad scared last night

by Partymaster October 10, 2016

Dad

Who?

Son: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: The store son.
Son: When will you be back?
Dad: 20 minutes.
5 years later...

by Fingerblaster42069 May 17, 2019

Dad

The man who copulated with your mother to produce you.

Good morning Dad

by CBunde09 May 30, 2024

Your dad

Is Lesbian

Girl: Your dad is straight Boy: No he isnt hes lesbian

by String Bean 28 February 19, 2020

Aisy’s Dad

A slang for the word “Dead”

Omg I’m Aisy’s Dad as a chile

by nicyxo September 4, 2025