Clitosophical

describes something related to the study of fundamental questions about the female clitoris, knowledge, values, reason, mind, and language, or it describes a calm, rational, and thoughtful attitude towards the female clitoris, accepting disappointments with equanimity. It can refer to deep, critical thinking about big clitori or a composed or multiple clitoris, often characterized by wisdom and logic rather than emotional upset.

Brett was very clitosophical today at church, relating god to the clitoris.

by TheClitiBandit January 16, 2026

Citris Clitoris

When you ram a girls vaj and it goes red raw.

You may aks her if she wants a hard fuck "hey babe do you want to contract Citris Clitoris tonight".
also a roman general and the greek god of vaginal pain and contractions!

by M.Double.J.Flight May 19, 2015

angry clitoris

The genitals of a very angry female to male trans feminist who hasn't gotten the surgery

Person 1:Milo Stewart is such a bitch
Person 2:Yeah, I bet she has an angry clitoris.

Person 1:BET!

by figgernaggot69 March 20, 2017

Tit Clits

A set of nipples that once aroused will grow to the size of a mini sausages.

Bro, I was making out with Gina this morning. I ate her tit clits for breakfast.

by |Spectre1| July 30, 2017

Gonna-clitty-clatty

Contracting or catching something(s) NASTY, stemming from gonorrhea, chlamydia, etc. but more generally just something nasty, germy, or something you don't want to get, touch, associate with.

"I don't fuck with that girl, I don't want none of her gonna-clitty-clatty"

*friend eating cheetos on white couch* "go wash your hands, before you get that gonna-clitty-clatty all over my shit!

"Whew, your breath smell like you've been eating some gonna-clitty-clatty"

by paigey_crazy October 28, 2017

mayonnaise clitoris

When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.

Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!

Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!

by Mayo Sammich May 9, 2018

Big-clitty Marine Corps GF

A rough-and-tumble Marine Corps woman. A female, grizzled, warfighter. Her manliness is often attributed to her clit being as large as a man's penis.

Big-clitty Marine Corps GF (noun) - A masculine female Marine Corps woman.

"I saw the sergeant talking with that Marine officer again. I bet he wants to make her his Big-clitty Marine Corps GF."

"I've seen her dude, she's a beast. Definitely could make a great Big-clitty Marine Corps GF.

by Hahaitscommander October 2, 2018