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that blows dead bears 

when something sucks so far beyond normal. after all, what could suck worse than blowing a dead bear? Not much. Used in Western Canada and parts of Ontario.
"Heard you got busted at the border for pot. that really blows dead bears,eh?"
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A non monetary form of payment by giving blow jobs to your boyfiend for all the things he gives and or does for you.
"Dude, your girlfriend must owe you big time for buying that car!"

"Dont worry buddy shes making blowments on it!"
blowment by TMDJ April 13, 2010

presidential blowjob

When you're getting a blow job and the girl deepthroats while sticking a finger up your ass.
It was my birthday last night so Natasha gave me one of them presidential blowjobs. Walked funny for a bit though.
UK English slang for telephone
I'll call you on the the blower
blower by DJ February 25, 2004
A common nickname for an individual named Logan. Usually reserved for Logans who behave like jerkoffs.
My friend Logan doesn't like it when I call him dicknose, so I switched to Blowgan and he likes it just fine.
Blowgan by Diaper8 June 28, 2017

blowcraft 

Getting a blowjob whilst pwning the noobs in world of warcraft.
Could a blowcraft be better than a blumpkin, who knows...
blowcraft by Caladonia January 21, 2008