ur bestie molestie

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die

Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-

by john stromboli December 29, 2022

ur mom

Something you say to respond to someone you wanna respond to. but don't.

Maggie: Hey besti! What's buzzin'?

You: Ur mom.

Maggie: :0

by Horsehsahshashire March 3, 2022

ur wax

You're wacky in a bad way. You're a wanna be crazy chick/dude but really, you're just a hollow loser.

Oh you're pretending to be drunk and hitting on chicks again, ur wax!

by AJAYMASHY June 9, 2016

Ur Mom

The woman in my bed right now.

Me: I scissored Ur Mom, who knew she was a lesbian

JIm: WTF JULIE

by FairyTearz November 16, 2021

Ur Auntie a Thotie

The most terrifying and most feared insult in any language known, and has the power to win any argument with a simple phrase.

Andrew: ur mom gay
Jeff: no u
Andrew: ur dad lesbian
Jeff: ur auntie a thotie
Andrew: *entire human race vanished from exsistence*

by The reincarnation of Jesus May 10, 2018

ur mom

it’s just your mom.

ur mom

by international fuck 🖕 April 26, 2022

National pleasure ur boyfriend day

August 6 is the the day where the girl does whatever the boy wants to feel pleasure

The girl gave the boy head on national pleasure ur boyfriend day

the boy finished in the girls 🐱 on national Pleasure your bf day

by Your moms crib August 2, 2021