Personal security

When they mesmerize having you wrapped up in a warm colcha next them 24/7

David Omar daydreams on having his new friend as personal security while he preps healthy meals all day.

by Sota November 2, 2017

Contraceptive personality

A personality type which causes you to luck out with those you are trying to date.

Joe has tried to score with three girls so far tonight, but every time, his contraceptive personality got in the way, and we was denied.

by Nick WJ May 2, 2023

personal cocktail

A drink you vomit into and then continue drinking because you don’t realize it due to your intoxication

David was so wasted the other night he made a personal cocktail without realizing and kept going

by TikiRouge January 25, 2018

Normal-aged person

Somebody born in the 20th century.

It was all zoomers there, not a single normal-aged person in sight.

by RoundenBrown August 27, 2021

Black person

Someone you love unexpectedly and can’t get over due to the love life you had with black person

I can’t get over my black person

by unknown-definer300 May 30, 2023

Pterodactyl personality

The act of feeling like a pterodactyl

I feel a new personality coming... pterodactyl personality

by Wnejejwe May 20, 2021

Slap a tall person day

On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.

"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"

"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"

by AttackOfTheAverageHeight November 20, 2020