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One Direction

You don't like who One Direction is?
Excuse me while I go find a cliff to push you off.
Yeah..im just kidding..i think.
But for real now.
One Direction is a british-irish boyband
4 British: Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, and Louis Tomlinson.
1 Irish: Niall Horan
One Direction has two albums: Up All Night and Take Me Home. Also they have a single called One Way Or Another which is a remake of Blondie's version and they created their own video for that to save money to donate to an organization for ghana and if you didnt watch that video i SUGGEST YOU DO RIGHT NOW!
One Direction all started in the xfactor. Then one third place and were on Simons Team..But they obviously became bigger than the other contestants lol.

The ages of the boys at the moment are:
Louis Tomlinson: 21. Birthday: December 24th
Liam Payne: 19. Birthday: August 29th
Harry Styles: 19. Birthday: February 1st
Niall Horan: 19. Birthday: September 13th
Zayn Malik: 20. Birthday: January 12th

One Direction pretty much drowns girls all over the world with feels.
No matter what they do..
They make us go "asdfghjkl"
It's hard to explain..
But warning you..once you enter the fandom they're isnt any way out.

But for real though... They really are something special. I dont know what i would do without One Direction. They're literally my world. And they don't know of my existence but i love them. A lot.
"One Direction caused me to have high standards in guys."

One pump chump 

A person who drinks one drink and is drunk/ throws up. Lightweight
That dude is a one pump chump he threw up off one drink.
One pump chump by Slapanja September 2, 2020

one trick pony 

one trick pony is a ginger horse
"you is such a one trick pony"
"why?"
"cause you is neigh good"
one trick pony by adi chaos April 30, 2008

One Cheek Sneak 

When recieving oral from your partner, you tell that bitch to close his/her eyes and open his/her mouth (making him/her believe you are about to blow your load) then you turn around and expell vile ass fumes into your partners open mouth.
Yo dude, i gave that bitch from the bar a one cheek sneak she will never forget!

Hey dave, I totally just shit in this girls mouth, she never saw the ol one cheek sneak coming!

one call away 

A song by the rapper Chingy on his album called Jackpot. The song was recorded in 2003, and released in February 2004.
Man: "Hey, do whats your favorite Chingy song?"

Woman: "Hmm.. One call away! It never gets old!"
one call away by ivmsjfhxx June 22, 2010

one eye god 

Another phrase use to identify any gun in gang world
pass me the one eye god dis mofo dead
one eye god by Ben Stewart February 2, 2004