Mumkey Tom

A simple gorilla tag player, who complains every two seconds about delay

Mumkey Tom: OH FOR GOD SAKE I HATE LAG

Everyone else: Bro we just tagged you chill

by Creamy beans May 1, 2022

Tom stubbs

Absolutely utter cunt

Mate:who’s that new guy Tom stubbs
Friend: He’s a bitch stay away

by Kenzgang69420 December 5, 2018

Tom

One Thicc ass ginger bitch, the manliest man and the great disrespecter of wahmen. Often nicknamed ‘chunky’

Example:
Person 1: Tom! You can’t do that! They’ll kill you!
Tom: Well that feminist rally won’t disrespect itself

by Shaddowrogue October 15, 2019

Tom

Like your mom

"Tom fucked your mom last night bro"

by Bigballbongza September 24, 2022

Tommy Tom Tom

The mastered art of doing nothing while others do everything and you act like you didn’t know

The other day I had to do all 3 jobs and lock up the gates and answer the phones while Tommy Tom Tom over here watched greys anatomy like he’s training to be a doctor or something

by The big engine that could June 16, 2025

TOM

Tom means trying to act cool before a date. When the moment is there to show up you just walk past the person while ignore him/her/them.

Friend: Hey, how was your date.
Me :the guy pulled a tom on me ... :(
Friend: aww what an asshole! He didn't even say hello when you approach him?
Me: No, he just walked away...

by TheHallwayman July 24, 2021

Tom

The most grouchiest old guy ever. He yells at his kids when he gets opportunity. Completes projects half way and make his “loved ones” finish them. And children are missing one chromosome.

Girl 1: See that ugly guy?
Girl2: Yea that’s tom

by Ihatetom11 December 11, 2018