Someone that constantly posts what day it is on Facebook. This is usually done in a tiresome or annoyed manner, & often related to the number of remaining days of the workweek.
Examples:
Jen: I hate Mondays! Friday can't get here soon enough!
John: Jen, you're a real Facebook day dropper.
Suzy: What??? It's only THURSDAY?? Dang.
John: Ugh, again! Stop being a fb day dropper.
Brian: Tuesday done. Three more days until freedom...
John: Yes we get it Brian, you're a real Facebook day dropper.
Mary: It's Wednesday? Hurry up Friday!
John: Shut it Mary! Don't be a Facebook day dropper!
Jen: I hate Mondays! Friday can't get here soon enough!
John: Jen, you're a real Facebook day dropper.
Suzy: What??? It's only THURSDAY?? Dang.
John: Ugh, again! Stop being a fb day dropper.
Brian: Tuesday done. Three more days until freedom...
John: Yes we get it Brian, you're a real Facebook day dropper.
Mary: It's Wednesday? Hurry up Friday!
John: Shut it Mary! Don't be a Facebook day dropper!
by Johnny Drama Johnson October 27, 2011
Get the Facebook Day Droppermug. The Reverse Facebook Block (RFBB) is when a FB friend, at your request, blocks you.
The RFBB is the ICBM of online disassociation options; more severe than the HIDE, the traditional BLOCK, and the frequently used UNFRIEND features. The Achilles Heel of the traditional block is that you, as the blocker, are at liberty to unblock the former friend in question at your discretion. The RFBB solves this problem by putting the tempting unblock ability firmly in the ex-friend's hands.
Since its introduction in 2013 by the Smooth Reentry blog, use of the RFBB technique has increased dramatically. Experts are unsure if increased utilization is due to its effectiveness at disassociation, or because it falsely legitimizes contact from Stage 5 Clingersone last time. Again.
The RFBB is the ICBM of online disassociation options; more severe than the HIDE, the traditional BLOCK, and the frequently used UNFRIEND features. The Achilles Heel of the traditional block is that you, as the blocker, are at liberty to unblock the former friend in question at your discretion. The RFBB solves this problem by putting the tempting unblock ability firmly in the ex-friend's hands.
Since its introduction in 2013 by the Smooth Reentry blog, use of the RFBB technique has increased dramatically. Experts are unsure if increased utilization is due to its effectiveness at disassociation, or because it falsely legitimizes contact from Stage 5 Clingersone last time. Again.
Jill: I cry every time I see a picture of David on FB.
June: I thought you unfriended him.
Jill: I did, but I always unblock him when I've been drinking.
June: Girl! Quit cyberstalking and Reverse Facebook Block that boy!
June: I thought you unfriended him.
Jill: I did, but I always unblock him when I've been drinking.
June: Girl! Quit cyberstalking and Reverse Facebook Block that boy!
by Smooth Reentry March 7, 2013
Get the Reverse Facebook Blockmug. There are disk jockeys DJ's, video jockeys VJ's, and then there are those who post every day several times a day very interesting stuff on Facebook...The FbJ ...facebook jockey
by surferjoe2020 January 26, 2013
Get the Facebook Jockey FbJmug. the most retarted thing facebook has ever done removing the little hidy box and replacing it with a huge rertarted peice of shit the mongs around the side of your screen it was desgin to be helpfull but turn out to be a huge fucktard that does nothing but be a complete drugy
by fbchatisgay July 26, 2011
Get the the new facebook chatmug. by Marley592 March 13, 2017
Get the Facebook Like Buttonmug. A status update one sends to declare that they are done with Facebook. The usual reason is that there is "too much drama." Only a very small number of Facebook suicide note writers keep their promise.
Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.
Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.
Bob: This will be my last status update on facebook. There's just too much drama and bullshit here. If you want to talk to me just text me. (August 3rd, 2011)
Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.
Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)
Joe: I knew you were full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.
Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.
Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)
Joe: I knew you were full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.
by TwoFourSixOOne September 22, 2011
Get the Facebook suicide notemug. People on FB that think they know everything and consult other FB people on religion, politics and other topics. In reality these people really don't know shit.
A Facebook know it all..... " John, the Bible never said anything about homosexuality, let me lecture you more on shit I don't know about.... "
by Alan Prokop December 22, 2013
Get the facebook know it allmug.