Donkey Kong 

The act of penetrating another person with one’s genitalia. The act of sex.

We had some really good donkey Kong last night

Donkey Kong by Redwood fan June 10, 2025

Doinked

When you're just about to start "jorking it" and get rudely interrupted.

"I had the perfect time, but I got doinked by my parents coming home!"

Doinked by SpookyDoge12 June 16, 2025

Donkey 

A chelsea fan

He spent $200 on a Chelsea jersey just to watch them lose—typical donkey behavior

Donkey by anonymous July 30, 2025

Donkey Bitchass 

An alias for Donkey Kong given by DashieXP, this is due to his hatred towards the character caused by getting hit with a red shell from him once.

*Donkey Kong appears*
Dashie: Donkey Bitchass..

Donkey Bitchass by anonymous4chanfunkin August 5, 2025

Donkey Punch

When you take a woman from behind in the backdoor and punch her in the back of the head knocking her out making all holes squeeze shut.

People on urban dictionary are too PUSSY to define DONKEY PUNCH accurately

Donkey Punch by DAWNKYPAUNCH August 12, 2025

Donkey Dong

Instead of being the crotch of a Male Donkey. This is the definition of a Silly Children's Game named after Pin the Tail on the Donkey. Firstly, you need to find a Washable Marker and draw a Black Spot on someone who will be IT similar to the game tag. To spread the Donkey Dong Virus you must get Jiggy With It as in thrust another player rather than tapping them with your hands. Bystanders may give you funny looks without context but the game overall is pretty hilarious.

"BEWARE OF THE DONKEY DONG" - Donkey Kong

Donkey Dong by pickypocket September 8, 2025

Donkey Squasage 

An abnormally large penis, typically referenced in the gay community as someone who has a penis that is to big to engage in homosexual intercourse with.

Person A:Omg did you see that dude Bryan came in with. What a lucky man.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.

Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.

Donkey Squasage by Rickpatty11b September 30, 2025