Strawberries n cream

What’s left over in the toilet after period sex. The combination of shed uterus and semen post-intercourse.

There was a whole load of strawberries n cream in the toilet after he finished inside her....

by LilNutPeanut January 20, 2018

certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 16, 2018

Cream Cheese

Cream cheese refers to the term 'new money', cream referencing 'new' and cheese referencing 'money'. If you made your fortune yourself, you're classed as cream cheese.

“Wow, I can't believe you sold your company for $200 million.”
“Yes, I'm cream cheese now.”

by C L G July 4, 2021

TJ Cream

A powerful, rich French

Hey Julien, you are TJ Cream!

by ToasterTom March 10, 2024

Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

See also; The bee's knees, the dog's bollocks

Wow this club is cream under the hood!

by Spacecruseryyy October 26, 2016

Creamed Corn

A term for when you ejaculate onto another man's penis.

"Me and the homie got together and I gave him a creamed corn last night."

by SeCrit01 March 30, 2025

Shaking the cream

Jerking off

He is always watching porn and shaking the cream.

by Queen216 March 2, 2017