Beer wang

A male not being able to perform sexually because he is inebriated due to beer.

"I would have sex with you, but I have beer Wang."

by Makeme88 February 27, 2016

Root beer throat

When someone swallows a full load of semen, and chases it with soda.

"Man that Stacy girl gave me a righteous root beer throat."

by N4styn8 August 20, 2021

Root Beer Throat

When a light-skinned black dude mouthfucks a chick after rubbing ice on his dick until it's numb.

Man, Jennifer really liked that Root Beer Throat I gave her last night!

by PikminFan2000 April 28, 2024

Beer Magpie

A good friend who deliberately steals some of your beer while you are otherwise occupied, i.e. going to a toilet, adoring a pretty girl/boy/centipede, while you are in a bar.

Oh f*ck, I think that Beer Magpie did it again. (staring at a half empty beer glass)

by Beermagpie May 30, 2022

Beer Karate

A drinking game in which two players finish a drink and then karate chop the can until they back out or the can is in two pieces

Brad: “Do you want to play beer karate?”
Chad: “No man I don’t want to cut my hand again.”

by Cronchfield November 07, 2020

Beer-handed

Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.

I see your 'rents caught you beer-handed!!
My boss caught me beer-handed after lunch at the pub!!

by anGelo68 May 25, 2016

gassin beers

Just flat out chugging or crushing beers

Bro, I was gassin beers last night and got completely tore up!

by Brosephguay February 26, 2018