Monkey in the Basket

Monkey in the Basket - I can't believe the correct Urban definition is NOT already out there. This is the slang name for a bizarre sexual act performed in the Philippines by prostitues. The act involves a large basket suspended by a series of pulleys and oversized rubber bands. The basket can be lowered or raised very slowly and also rotates in a circular motion at the same time. The basket is usually suspended over a bed or table where the recipient lays down and the basket is slowly lowered down over the recipient with a hole in the bottom of the basket. Inside the basket is of course a prostitute squatting over the hole. Once the recipient and the prostitute have "acquired" the proper amount of penetration, the basket begins to rotate. The sensation is completely different from traditional in out/up down intercourse and usually lasts a fraction of the time.

"Hey Jarhead, when you were in the PI did you ever do the "Monkey in the Basket"?

by Heathmonster October 27, 2017

dick in a basket

Literally a dick in a basket. A penis in a bowl.

Dude, why did you put your dick in a basket?

by holy_guacamole_ November 9, 2017

Texas Picnic Basket

Defecating into a Whataburger fast food wrapper and leaving it on top of a trash can at a Texas roadside rest area

While on a road trip through Texas I stopped to use the bathroom at a rest stop, but they were out of order so I had to leave a Texas picnic basket

by smash_trucker November 10, 2017

drain the basket

To get something from someone without giving him anything in return.

Person A: Do you have the trading cards you promised me?
Person B: Yes.
*gives trading cards to Person A*
Now give me the stickers you promised me.
Person A: Nope!
*runs away*
Person B: I should have known that he would drain the basket!

by ChameleonDragon March 10, 2018

upside down meat basket

when someone is super gay and inst afraid to admit it, and most of the time they are a libtard

man: dude watch out for that upside down meat basket over their
man 2: is he/she a libtard?
man: yeah

by crap_posts10101 May 15, 2018

Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019

A complete shit team who can’t win any fucking games except for the shit academy teams.

The Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019 is so bad.

by I wanna die 2.3 January 30, 2019

'tips the basket'

The idiom 'tips the basket' is a recently invented phrase by one clueless Aussie teen, who legitimately thought it was a saying. 'Tips the basket' is an expression of something going too far, or reaching a certain annoying/irritating end point, but it can also be used in a positive situation.

'tips the basket' examples:

I can't believe she called me a dumb bitch, that really 'tips the basket'.
Not only did the waiter apologise for forgetting our order, but he also gave me a free latte. That really 'tips the basket'

by thatcluelessaussieteen April 17, 2019