Instant Anal Impact

The moment after your first;
- Morning Coffee
- Morning Cigarette
- Biffta / Jacob / Joint
- Line of your favourite powdery stuff

The moment when you feel an "instant anal impact" and must run to the lavvy for a rapid release of the brown stuff

Jesus Steve, I've just hit that line and it was instant anal impact, feels like I've just shat my intestines

by TheShieldsFuckUp July 23, 2014

Odour of Anal Origin

1. A gas, which although may remind the smeller of a landfill, pig farm, sewerage works or rotting meat, actually has its origins in a person/persons or animal(s) anus.

2. A technical description for a fart.

well watson, I deduce this is a odour of ANAL origin!

by itsjames November 21, 2010

Boobtastic anal exploration

A journey through ones anus that is so exquisite you nearly cum out your nipples.

OMG Veronica. That boobtastic anal exploration was orgasmic!!!

by Yupoo September 6, 2016

anal hollaback girl

When the anal is so good you want to holla back

Damn thats so good. Imma anal hollaback girl

by Arden clark January 27, 2017

Italian anal beads

An Italian anal bead is when you put leftover meatballs and spaghetti up your ass.

Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!

by Topboonter March 29, 2020

Anal Butt Sex

Nik and John, they do sex all the time

"They do Anal Butt Sex all the time when we hang out."

by FairyBlue October 31, 2020

Anally induced Epilicksy

(n.) A condition characterized by a series of brain seizures that start to occur when one orgasms from having their salad tossed, usually by an experienced salad tosser.

Because Clyde suffers from anally induced epilicksy, Martha is careful about how far she sticks her tongue into his ass. The last time she tossed his salad, Clyde’s sphincter contracted during a seizure and Martha’s tongue was stuck in his ass for 12 minutes.

by Btwitsjennifer June 13, 2018