sugar covered waffles

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“did you see sugar covered waffles new wattpad story!?”
“Yeahhh! it’s so smutty!”

by toast.whore January 29, 2021

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Hot Belgian Waffle

An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.

Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.

Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.

"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."

by HoseRUs August 13, 2021

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Pissed the Waffles

when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.

Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry

by canatex December 20, 2021

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