Chris

Chris a guy who preys on sleeping woman for sexual pleasure

Girl: OMG did you hear that guy “chrised” what’s her face last night

by Garet Jeffers May 5, 2022

Chris

Chris is cool, he’s really silly, and he’s nice to almost everyone, Chris is so cool!, oh and did I mention he was really silly?

“Hi Chris”

by kivianis May 9, 2022

Chris cherian

Stupid paki

Oh yea you know that chris cherian fella, stupid paki

by Christianchan May 11, 2022

chris

a good friend verry sarry person and is loyal and trustworth you can trust them with anything and they will always have youre back they never back down not verry smart tho they are considerd popular they fit in verry well with a group of stoners.

hey chris is such a great friend hess kinda smexy too.

by chris smexy, trueted, hottie. May 12, 2022

Chris Beaman

When you beat women, or lacerate your girlfriends kidney, or when your mom gets a restraining order against you.

When a woman gets beat by a man, she just got the Chris Beaman

by Goaty mcgoat boy May 12, 2022

Chris A theory

The thoeory that theres tiny silly Chris's hiding around every corner of your house. Chris like to flip over desks when angy and they tend to be little. They dress in bikinnis when feeling silly. Theyre like little garden knomes, they soawn in the masses and peep theres itty bitty heads through windows when alone. They typically wear champion shirts and vans. They gather in groups and attack by viciously jump up and down to create a decoy, then the leader Arreola tears the opponent down

Have you heard of the Chris A theory? WOah what was that.... ITS A CHRIS A RUN!!

by CusinFurry September 14, 2022

Chris Caboose

A fit guy who happens to have a big butt. He will likely blame his bootylicious backside on doing squats.

Adam: Have you seen his butt lately? He's turning into a real Chris Caboose!
Bill: Well he does say that every day is squat day...

by meltedcrayons September 14, 2022