A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.
by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023
Get the Top Hatmug. 
A transgender man who still has their penis and likes/prefers to use it to penetrate their partner during sex.
by XandYchromosomes February 2, 2023
Get the trans topmug. When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock
Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me
by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021
Get the Top ramen penismug. by Jason Tremaine September 7, 2021
Get the topping off the coolantmug. Someone who gives too agressive oral sex, including putting balls in their mouth. They will do anything to give head.
by KweefGurl April 15, 2022
Get the Top Goblinmug. well. miren is a black boy who only got top ten in his assignments. being picked on every day because he blends in with the shadows
by eatshitanddye August 27, 2024
Get the top ten mirenmug.