sloppy joe sitting

Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.

Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date

by Lavalarrys September 17, 2023

emergency frog situation

Something that was found on reddit and was ‘spammed all over twitter’

That severe storm was an emergency frog situation!

by whiteate33 January 2, 2024

Dead Bird Site

Another way to call Twitter, especially after Elon Musk's mismanagement.

Nobody knows how the Dead Bird Site’s algorithm works.

by irsY January 29, 2024

Contact the site owner

Oh, that's new... Yeah, I'll get around to it.

Hym "Huh? 'Contact the site owner?' Usually I just get 'Error 404'... You're not DYING or something, are you!? Make sure you let me know if you're dying or something, but, yeah no I'll get around to it. I'm, like, right in the middle of my campaign against God and the religious institutions and politics and the broader community and the news media and retards... And women who won't fuck me... everyone else... Aaaaaaaand... Animals? I mean, I hate animals but I don't really think the affects them... I don't know. This is like the Harvey Weinstein test so it could take another... 23 years? How long did he rape for? 30 years? So, yeah we're like 7 years in... We got a minute before we hit the deadline... So, yeah if something happens I'll do that but let me know if you're about to die or something and I'll give you... A handshake or something... You have all my other stuff. Yup. Alright. Back to it."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

An Akunjee of a situation

To presume that you’ve indulged in negative behaviours without consequence because of your connections, only to be reprimanded for those exact behaviours by your friends and peers.

He found himself in an Akunjee of a situation when he ran for public office and instead was rebuked for his public conduct by those in public office

by PiedFlycatcher March 17, 2024

EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

shit gets real when its the emergency frog situation

Matt: EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
Person 2: WHERE THIS IS SERIOUS HELPPPP *runs*
Person 3: *runs, stumbles and dies*
Person 4: *has a bust-session*

by garysmattressinc March 25, 2024

Pon mi sitter

Term used to describe the beta male attitude of not using their free time optimally.

You’re a pon mi sitter

by Mr hugh jass June 16, 2024