Ryan

Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.

Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?

by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024

Ryan

This is about a boy who will never know that it’s about him. He’s really smart, he has an incredible music taste, he's so sweet, he’s really really awesome, and I really really like him. My heart starts racing whenever I hear his name, even if it isn’t even about him! And I always start smiling whenever I think of him. We’re friends but I know he doesn’t like me back, and I’m scared I might be pushing him away, and now I’m scared we’re going to drift apart.

I will confess one day, when the time is right.

- Maddie Klein

Someone: “blah blah blah blah Ryan blah blah”
Me: !!!!

by stargirl999 January 27, 2024

ryan

Ryan is a man of great looks and all the girls love him for his great jokes

"Ryan is the hottest man in the world"

by hitlar lover January 30, 2024

Ryan Gellner

The Ryan Gellner is the act of showing up to a party uninvited and touching every woman there’s ass and making them feel uncomfortable most encounters end in them trying to sleep with you.

Omg that party last night was awful Ryan Gellner wouldn’t stop touching me.

by Bigisland February 1, 2024

Ryan Johnson

A perfect man with a big ass, but small dick caused by being raised between Alabama and Florida

Ryan Johnson is a great friend to the ladies

by Hellhound77 February 6, 2024

Ryan

A person who even though lies, you can never find it to not trust him. He’s super loveable and you can never not be around him. He is definitely a manipulator but only if he thinks he needs to protect himself. only best friends with girls he thinks are in his league as a just in case he wants them kind of deal. huge fan of olaf btw. he definitely likes sour candy and sprite and he’s certainly something else. you feel drawn to him that you need his validation and appreciation. he also loves touching your stuff and super cringy and annoying.

“Oh you know ryan?” “oh yeah that guy.”

by bitches r so bonkers December 6, 2022

Ryan Spears

A bitch.

Ryan Spears

by The Ryan Spears December 9, 2022