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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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over britting

When you go way over the top delivering a speech, like Katie Britt in her rebuttal to the 2024 State of the Union Address.
OMG, settle down with the drama, you’re over britting it!
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cheesed over

Another way to describe something that is fucked up and not working correctly.
I got into a pushing match with some asshole the other day and now my shoulder is cheesed over.

Mechanic: Your engine had no oil in it and now it's cheesed over.
by JoeyBomm March 9, 2024
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Six Flags Over Jesus

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gallon of water over you

To be one step ahead or one level above someone
Guy 1: I just got a B+ on the test
Guy 2: I got an A+, I got a gallon of water over you
Guy 1: You still ugly though
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Cheesed over

Words that are used to explain something not working correctly.
My car is cheesed over since I took it to that shop last week. It won't even start now.
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Get Over Here

When Scorpion from Mortal Kombat uses his chain to bring you towards him to finish you.
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