a "reality" dating show, that has even worse acting and one-liners than all the other shitty MTV dating shows. The object of the show is someone dating the candidates mother, one of which is hotter than their daughter, and one team of girls are insanely fat.
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me- *dies*
2. Date My Mom has worse acting than internet hardcore.
me- *dies*
2. Date My Mom has worse acting than internet hardcore.
by ThroatSlit May 17, 2006
Get the date my mom mug.Most people hate on them because they actually are thier for the children and take quality time and enthuisasim twards thier health and education. Most people that say rotten things about them. "Mad'(key word) because they have no clue. Hopefully a help twards obesidy. Getting your children involved in sports is valuable tool to helping them gain charisma and learning to go to a goal with thier feet and not thier hands or mouth.
Better ways to attain a level headed decision comes from the right idea.
Generalising people when no two are alike is hampering the mindsets of people and frankly a soccer mom will tell you if you don't like them to go pund sand cause it's the only thing you'll be pounding.
Better ways to attain a level headed decision comes from the right idea.
Generalising people when no two are alike is hampering the mindsets of people and frankly a soccer mom will tell you if you don't like them to go pund sand cause it's the only thing you'll be pounding.
Penolopy: So girl what did your kid do today
clique obsessed girl: got knocked up, shot a few innocent people, started fights, took some x and learned to rob a bank
Penolopy: Wow, mine just had a great time working out with there team. Waht a great day I'm so glad to be labled as a "Soccer Mom."
qliqu obsessed girl: i'll have to get government help for her bc I can't deal with the stress
Penolopy: you should get you both some excersise
clique obsessed girl: got knocked up, shot a few innocent people, started fights, took some x and learned to rob a bank
Penolopy: Wow, mine just had a great time working out with there team. Waht a great day I'm so glad to be labled as a "Soccer Mom."
qliqu obsessed girl: i'll have to get government help for her bc I can't deal with the stress
Penolopy: you should get you both some excersise
by IvSceneyourDth2wice November 15, 2009
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Speaker 1: You're ugly.
Speaker 2: Your mom is ugly.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face is ugly.
Speaker 1: You should give me that book.
Speaker 2: Your mom should give you that book.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face should give me that book, biznatch.
Speaker 2: Heezy, don't get up in my jive. Your grandmom's face is going to give me that book or I will bust a cap in your grill.
Speaker 1: Your great-grandmom's face is going to bust a cap in your grill.
Etc.
Speaker 2: Your mom is ugly.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face is ugly.
Speaker 1: You should give me that book.
Speaker 2: Your mom should give you that book.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face should give me that book, biznatch.
Speaker 2: Heezy, don't get up in my jive. Your grandmom's face is going to give me that book or I will bust a cap in your grill.
Speaker 1: Your great-grandmom's face is going to bust a cap in your grill.
Etc.
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