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Michael Jordan Skirge 

When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.
"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"
Michael Jordan Skirge by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022
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Michael Xiang 

Michael Xiang refers to someone who is a professional chinese, an extremely handsome lad, and has big voluptuous balls which everyone loves.
Person 1: ayo homie is that Michael Xiang?
Person 2: yeah bro fr that guy is so handsome and has some lovely balls
Michael Xiang by hyqothetical October 24, 2022

Michael Jackson 

Hee hee man
"Hee hee"

"Oh look it's Michael Jackson!"
Michael Jackson by Heé November 7, 2022

Michael-sexual

Michael sexual identification: an individual (of any gender) who had an attraction & sexual attraction to Michael Thomas however while any gender and personal may be attracted to Michael this sexuality may only be claimed via Alicia Gumm's.
Alicia is very attracted to Michael and only Michael so is Michael-sexual
Michael-sexual by Slipthot November 23, 2022

Michael Hill(Sr) 

An enormous hater who smells like poop from time to time. Never smell his breath in the morning.
Courtney, stop acting like such a Michael Hill(Sr) lol.
Michael Hill(Sr) by Savageislifelol November 28, 2022

michael dumb 

hes really stupid and a bad friend and he kinda makes bad joke and gets in trouble with teacher in 6th grade when saying sussy baka
man michael dumb is so dumb
michael dumb by buckshotbandit December 9, 2022

Michael Kors 

Combining molly and ketamine for a unique and exceptionally euphoric high that will leave you melted on the floor in a cuddle puddle with your besties, girlfriends and boy toys.
Wanna go hang out with Michael Kors and go to Narnia?
Michael Kors by UrbanAlicia January 1, 2023