Jesus

Jesus means he has a gigantic penis and all the ladies love him. Jesus gets all the booty

Jesus: what up honeys?

Girls: can I smash you?

Or

Did you see Jesus ? He’s the one with the large penis

by yezuuzu January 27, 2022

Jesus

My friend who has the same initials as Jesus Christ

My friend is Jesus reincarnated

by catsimp May 07, 2021

jesus

jesus

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by porcelain black is hot May 26, 2022

Jesus

Our God is an awesome God.
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God.

Chaos%: *Spawn Extreme Griefer Jesus*
Person2: *sings Jesus song*

by EmilyChi March 13, 2022

Jesus

either capital God as the son of man, or a historical figure that was a good man

Jesus had succeeded in saving our souls but he had failed in staying alive due to his many haters, even as a powerful figure he could not survive

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Jesus

Nancy Jesus II

Nancy Jesus II: some may say I'm cultural appropriation, but I say I'm Jesus

by Jfjsjsjsjsjsjsjsj October 07, 2020

Jesus

Slang
hay-SUS/JeSUS
1. Fruity, Gay
Used against people named jesus or jesús

Jesus: Hey lets snuggle bro
Jim: Mannn your acting hella jeSUS

by SunRoseGiggles March 10, 2022