J-Plague

A rare and severe lung infection when you smoke that J-plug boof pack purchased from Josh Roseman
Symptoms are coughing blood, difficulty breathing, shortness of breath, spitting yellow, green, and black mucus.
Practically a derivative of Tuberculosis or Pneumonia

"I think I got a week left to live, Doc told me I got the J-Plague"

by fadfdasdfasdasd April 17, 2025

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the vanniesa j

when one person who loves tiktok very much and a biology student

Johny : Hey, have you met The Vanniesa J?
Ong Seong Woo : The Vanniesa J? Oh, you mean that one cute kid who loves tiktok?
Johny : Yupp thats right

by Angel but they mispelled Angle October 25, 2020

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The J

A slang term for chlamydia

Did you know that Sarah caught THE J?

by Vickie Lynn November 17, 2025

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Ken-j

The best boyfriend/husband that anyone could ever ask for

A Ken-j will treat you the best you have ever been treated

Hes funny,cute,talented and always knows how to make people laugh

Hes a good person but has been through alot but he'll still be there for you weather hes suffering on his own or not

Get yourself a ken-j not mine though

"Hey did you see Samantha had a new boyfriend "
"Yeah hes such a Ken-j"
"I know right I'm so jealous "

by Luna_0w0 May 28, 2021

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J*b

The better word for job

Friend: hey, do you have a job?
Friend's friend: You mean j*b?

by nextcloudtalk50 August 25, 2025

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Soft J

A light, casual jog, alternatively called "yog", usually applied when two people go on a short, conversation centered jog listening to music. Originally used by the man, the myth, the legend, Joey's World Tour. OG's consume a massive load of mini-chocolate donuts after the soft-j, but most skip this step due to their fitness goals.

My friend and I went on a Soft J this morning before hitting the weights and getting yolked.

by Hovershlagen December 8, 2020

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