reach ho

A ho that ain't broke and ain't rich, but always reaching for the cheddar
Only messing with those reach ho's........$$$$
by Ghetto Goldielocks November 28, 2016
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Gunga ho

John: did you hear about ian? Hes such a gunga ho, right?
Dave: absolutely.
by Paper12 September 27, 2022
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danny dumn ho

a word used to call people out for doing dum mest up shit they were told not to do
howie rosemen is a bitch danny dumn ho for drafting a no talented player like jaylen hurts
by saysfuck.shit May 04, 2020
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ho shizz

A more polite way of saying "holy shit". If you will, or if you're religious, it's a good way to express shock, or disbelief without being sent straight to hell, or the Headmaster.
Girl 1: *Squee!!* i got tickets to the MIKA concert! 8D
Girl 2: Ho shizz, you're kidding!! 8D
by Anonymous :3 November 09, 2007
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Ho Ho Ho...

Student : what u say, what u say?

Teacher : I said, who ever threw that paper, Ho Ho Ho... your mom's a hoe
by Tb96 November 27, 2023
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ho ho ho

The three sex workers who hang out with St. Nicholas at Yuletide.
The association of St. Nick as the patron saint of sex workers is a long one. Supposedly, the original legend was that St. Nicholas was a bishop who lived a few hundred years after Christ. A poor man with three daughters had few other options than to sell them into prostitution (so three hos: ho ho ho!) because that other (and nastier) sex-for-money scam, heterosexual marriage, would require that he pay money he doesn't have for a wedding for each of them. Presumably St. Nick paid for the wedding by anonymously throwing a bag of coins through the window. By the time of the third engagement, the father began to become curious and started watching the window to determine who was paying for all of this - so St. Nick outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of gold through the chimney.

Hence the association of St. Nicholas as patron saint of working girls, as well as of a few less desirable groups such as the pawnbrokers who profit from the poverty of others and the ill-behaved hellions who think they're entitled to free toys just because it's giftmas.
by bitchuck December 24, 2024
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Justin Ho

This guy asked me out even though I am straight, I think he is a Justin Ho
by y-tho September 20, 2017
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