chris

a nice name but a really cheap person

cheap

chris is a nice guy but also a cheap person

by Borderjumper89 September 10, 2022

Chris

Chris is a tall handsome man, who is skinny and has medium sized biceps but a huge dick that doesn’t disappoint.

He’s the type of guy that will talk to you on the phone for hours about how much of a sick cunt he is. He will send you videos of his dick the first time you talk and will insist on you sending pictures of your tits or puss - but don’t give into Chris, make him wait for your perfect titties.

Chris always wears TNS but don’t worry babes, he’s not an eshay, he’s just a sick cunt.

So yeah look, Chris is the sickest cunt you will ever meet, he’s kind, a good listener and fucking hot. If you ever meet a Chris, have his babies x

“Chris is a sick cunt”

by ebgrace11 September 12, 2022

Chris Robilliard

Talking head and functional know it all.

Hey mate your acting like a true Chris Robilliard! I just took a a massive CB! This food tastes like Chris Robilliard!

by LMTV September 12, 2022

Chris Wallace

(n)(1) a dubious career move, particularly one that results in unintentional unemployment and public embarrassment
(n)(2) a person who commits (1)

"Hey, if you're going to quit your job, you might as well make it worthwhile and tell the whole world just what you think of your former employer. Yeah, go full Chris Wallace on them!"

by Mal Feasance April 21, 2022

Stinky Back Door Chris

A Stinky Back Door Chris or well know was the (Stinkus Doorlilous Christopher) is a creature that lives in the shadows of your room and under your bed.

Girl: OMG THE STINKY BACK DOOR CHRIS VISITED ME LAST NIGHT WHAT DO I DO?!
Girl 2: I don't know just sleep on the couch ig

by Chiloh White April 22, 2022

Chris

An absolute hottie, that I’ve been in love with for ages.

Girl 1 “Wow he’s really cute…like REALLY CUTE!!!!!”
Girl 2 “Yeah I know right, he’s a total Chris.”

by Iloveyouso<3 April 22, 2022

Chris

A guy that will stop at nothing to make you smile, and is so thoughtful that’s it’s actually kinda crazy how much you’ll fall in love with him. You will fall so hard and so fast you don’t know what hit you. His hugs are so amazing and all you wanna do is kiss him and cuddle him and just be with him. You love his smile and just being around him. He knows how to make you happy just by being near you. You are happy and feel like you are dancing on a cloud just by the sight of him and the mention of his name. You think about kissing his soft precious lips and gazing into his eyes. You can talk about him for days on day about how amazing he is. Chris ; hispanic, tall, brown hair, brown eyes and glasses. He’s funny and knows how to make anyone laugh and he is adorable and so fine. A Chris is someone you fall in love with like I have….

Friend: “Wow that Chris guy is really good to you”
Y/N : “ yes he is<3”

by Iloveyouso<3 April 22, 2022