chocolate ass cake

n. poop.
Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.
by cj February 23, 2004
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Diez Leches Cake

A type of cake that has 2% Milk, Sweeten Condensed Milk, Evaporated Milk, Breast Milk, Coconut Milk, Goat Milk, Almond Milk, Soy Milk, Powdered Milk, Rice Milk, and a hint of Sperm Milk.
My mom made a bomb ass diez leches cake and said it’s healthier than the trez leches cake.
by UrbanPrince December 20, 2018
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Vagina cup cake

When you spread icing in and around your girls vagina. Then you eat it and eat her pussy.
"Yo! I gave my girl a vagina cup cake last night. I think she wants more!"
by puss-icer69 June 05, 2009
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Beat your cakes

Ghetto south everett (wa) term for To Have Sex, Screw A Chick
by *~ashley lasater~* September 07, 2004
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hand cake

when a male takes a pan cake, wraps it around his penis and jacks off using it as a sort of make shift vagina. syrup may also be used as lube for increased pleasure.
"I want to try something new sexually involving food to please my sexual desire, lets try the hand cake!"
by miner69ner September 24, 2012
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J-cake

A homie, friend, or any random guy.
by J-Cake May 02, 2008
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money cake

i just won the money cake at the local lottery, yay
by Sexydimma November 18, 2016
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