chocolate ass cake

n. poop.

Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.

by cj February 22, 2004

Diez Leches Cake

A type of cake that has 2% Milk, Sweeten Condensed Milk, Evaporated Milk, Breast Milk, Coconut Milk, Goat Milk, Almond Milk, Soy Milk, Powdered Milk, Rice Milk, and a hint of Sperm Milk.

My mom made a bomb ass diez leches cake and said it’s healthier than the trez leches cake.

by UrbanPrince December 20, 2018

Vagina cup cake

When you spread icing in and around your girls vagina. Then you eat it and eat her pussy.

"Yo! I gave my girl a vagina cup cake last night. I think she wants more!"

by puss-icer69 June 5, 2009

Beat your cakes

Ghetto south everett (wa) term for To Have Sex, Screw A Chick

Cameron told me he wants to Beat Your Cakes

by *~ashley lasater~* September 7, 2004

funeral cake

Melodramatic hipster speak.

I could be out partying with everyone but no I'm sweating out a fever and dying in my bedroom...eat a funeral cake for me.

by K Victoria September 22, 2012

Surprise Cake

When you jack off over your girl while she's sleeping, and you wake her up just before you shoot your load.

She just got a big surprise cake in her face!

by Sillyfarmer-X February 29, 2012

Cake Baking

When you surprise your significant other with sex while they're baking a cake.

Or a reference to having sex later.
(Occasionally with the intention of pregnancy)

Later today we should go cake baking~

by sociallyawkwardmilk June 1, 2018